my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
monica-ms: #and Urrone #I’m looking at you and sparkly Jamie Benn
"That’s definitely Armitage’s thumb."
"How do you know that?"
"Because. I. Have. Eyes?"
Tinsel: What perfume/cologne do you wear?
Ribbon: What's a book that had a strong impact on you?
Holly: Who was the last person you sent a letter to?
North Pole: What in your life are you most grateful for?
Christmas Carole: Would you change your name if you could?
Santa: What's your favorite month?
Noell: At a movie theater, which armrest is yours?
Rudolf: What's a band a family member introduced you to?
Candy Cane: Can you make paper snowflakes?
Eggnog: What was the name of your first stuffed animal?
Mrs. Clause: Have you ever been on a boat in the ocean?
Ice: Would you rather be overdressed or underdressed at every party?
Hot Cocoa: What's your favorite thing about yourself?
Reindeer: What is your spirit animal?
Yule Log: Least favorite vegetable?
Stocking: What color are your socks right now?
Elf: If you had unlimited money to one shop, which shop would it be?
Wreath: Are you allergic to anything?
Cookies: Top three favorite bands?
Toys: Do you want children?
Sleigh Bells: Can you whistle?
Snowman: Do you like accents?
1. As You Desire by Connie Braxton
2. The Secret History by Donna Tartt
3. Be With Me by Maya Banks
4. Beauty Like the Night by Liz Carlyle
5. Between the Devil and Desire by Lorraine Heath
6. The Bargain by Mary Jo Putney
7. The Abduction of Julia by Karen Hawkins
8. Bliss by Lynsay Sands
9. Born in Fire by Nora Roberts
10. Breathless by Laura Lee Guhrke
11. Your Scandalous Ways by Loretta Chase
12. The Wild Child by Mary Jo Putney
13. Where Dreams Begin by Lisa Kleypas
14. Lord of Scoundrels by Loretta Chase
15. Confessions of a Scoundrel by Karen Hawkins
16. In Bed with a Highlander by Maya Banks
#romance novels for days #all read during the busiest month of school #because i hate myself #romance novels #laura lee guhrke is my soulmate #dgaf
Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you
1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer
6. The character I would totally smooch
7. The character I’d want to be like
8. The character I’d slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise
#one direction #absolutely #not #never #i fucking hate this group #goddammit #make it stop hurting so much
#the x-files #msr #mulder sculy #idk #lots of feelings #so flirty #soprecious
Dallas Morning News (via urrone)
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
UNLESS ONE OF YOU IS CAPABLE OF KNOTTING, I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT’S POSSIBLE, SIR
#I'M REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS #i'm really upset #jamie benn #tyler seguin #hockey #dallas stars #why are you allowed you fucks #goddammit